How to get our greasy cash

The folk in our office are raising money today for Children in Need. (A UK charity that helps deprived or disadvantaged kids)

The fund raisers seem to know what motivates us all too well.

We've ended up donating cash to a chap who has grown comedy Muttonchop whiskers. We've put in some money so we'll be in with a chance of winning a bottle of Champagne, and of course, we ran into the cake sale and couldn't pass up the chance to buy a pie.

Beards, booze and bread. The staple elements of the Empire... and BI